Modern Ten Commandments
Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless they’re attractive enough
Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless they’re attractive enough.
Thou shalt not steal, unless you need the money.
Remember the sabbath day, keep it holy, unless there’s a Netflix series to binge.
Thou shalt not kill, unless it’s a drone strike, and you never have to see the consequences.
Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless it makes for good tea.
Thou shalt not have other gods before Me, unless they’re headlining Coachella.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s possessions, unless you’re Carrie Bradshaw.
*If you think of others, please share your thoughts.
Honor your mother and your father unless you belong to a different political party.